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Day 26
A LETTER
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -Rainer Maria Rilke
Just in case......Okay. So I have decided that if something should ever happen to me......it is my wish that you live a life that will rival the one we currently have.....in order for this to occur you simply NEED another COMPANION....to take care of you......
I am taking the initiative here and writing your personal ad or online dating profile so that you won't have to bother with it, I mean let's face it your spelling and typing abilities are deplorable, and this will ensure you get some good bites......And before you protest Ill have you know that I went through a lot of trouble for this- I even did RESEARCH....like REAL RESEARCH.....
It is as follows:
I am putting out a world wide request for support You see, I have lost my world....and I need to find a new one. Since my world has often been imitated but it could never be duplicated, I am in search for a new planet. I have a couple of leads, assurances, and good authority that give me hope that its possible to find a new planet to inhabit, including a vague description of a place where I could THRIVE...
This new planet is female, she appears to be between 27 and 36 years old (years are subject to change- but I would recommend only several years above or below), but is definitely a "young" version of her age she is fit, strong, and energetic. She has high maintenance looks but a down to earth attitude.
She loves people, travel, cooking, she is artistic, larger than life, and sensitive but tough. She may be found at a shooting range, an airplane, a zombie apocalypse survivor course, on the road cycling, having an IPA at a cool pub, rescuing somebody or something, or possibly working with children, the unfortunate, or otherwise helpless.
I have conflicting reports that she's unique and talks a lot, even too much, she is also very nosey and will interrogate me on a daily basis. She is intelligent, independent, a hard worker and gutsy, a dreamer of sorts.
She doesn't mind co-habitating with a man who is sometimes messy and unorganized, in fact she knows exactly where every single thing I could ever possibly need is.....she also doesn't mind long silences, my obsession with google, and my often semi-banana pipe dreams. She has children or wishes to have children, my previous world thought that I would make a good father to any child that needed it.
She would also enjoy my childlike infatuation with the world, my desire to live for others in some fashion, and my ability to play the part of a super hero.
If this new planet can be found, I can offer the reward of a lifetime.....a strong, honorable, and courageous adventurer, a steady man who enjoys being spooned, long baths, a gentle calm, a safe place, a constant supporter of any dreams and desires, a open minded and intelligent approach to life, a loyal friend, talented lover, that becomes more and more handsome as the years pass......a man in search for a companion to live a life that will rival the previous chapter- which cannot even be captured on the silver screen or in books......If you think you may have found my planet, or know where it might be, please contact me.
This is the picture I would also advise you to use:
LOVE ON YA- BIRDIE**
Just another day in the life of an unlikely military wife...**
I am taking the initiative here and writing your personal ad or online dating profile so that you won't have to bother with it, I mean let's face it your spelling and typing abilities are deplorable, and this will ensure you get some good bites......And before you protest Ill have you know that I went through a lot of trouble for this- I even did RESEARCH....like REAL RESEARCH.....
It is as follows:
I am putting out a world wide request for support You see, I have lost my world....and I need to find a new one. Since my world has often been imitated but it could never be duplicated, I am in search for a new planet. I have a couple of leads, assurances, and good authority that give me hope that its possible to find a new planet to inhabit, including a vague description of a place where I could THRIVE...
This new planet is female, she appears to be between 27 and 36 years old (years are subject to change- but I would recommend only several years above or below), but is definitely a "young" version of her age she is fit, strong, and energetic. She has high maintenance looks but a down to earth attitude.
She loves people, travel, cooking, she is artistic, larger than life, and sensitive but tough. She may be found at a shooting range, an airplane, a zombie apocalypse survivor course, on the road cycling, having an IPA at a cool pub, rescuing somebody or something, or possibly working with children, the unfortunate, or otherwise helpless.
I have conflicting reports that she's unique and talks a lot, even too much, she is also very nosey and will interrogate me on a daily basis. She is intelligent, independent, a hard worker and gutsy, a dreamer of sorts.
She doesn't mind co-habitating with a man who is sometimes messy and unorganized, in fact she knows exactly where every single thing I could ever possibly need is.....she also doesn't mind long silences, my obsession with google, and my often semi-banana pipe dreams. She has children or wishes to have children, my previous world thought that I would make a good father to any child that needed it.
She would also enjoy my childlike infatuation with the world, my desire to live for others in some fashion, and my ability to play the part of a super hero.
If this new planet can be found, I can offer the reward of a lifetime.....a strong, honorable, and courageous adventurer, a steady man who enjoys being spooned, long baths, a gentle calm, a safe place, a constant supporter of any dreams and desires, a open minded and intelligent approach to life, a loyal friend, talented lover, that becomes more and more handsome as the years pass......a man in search for a companion to live a life that will rival the previous chapter- which cannot even be captured on the silver screen or in books......If you think you may have found my planet, or know where it might be, please contact me.
This is the picture I would also advise you to use:
LOVE ON YA- BIRDIE**
Just another day in the life of an unlikely military wife...**
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