Girlz are SILLY....**

Dear Blog:

Weather Report by TANK GIRL: I have, in this order, all of these places on my iPhone; And its starting to get a little obnoxious.......

1. Enterprise, AL 31 Degrees
2. Anchorage, AK 14 Degrees
3. Illeshiem, GER 32 Degrees
4. Portland, OR 47 Degrees
5. Fort Collins, CO 48 Degrees

Its cold. I think I saw LEGS chattering his teeth today.......while I was outside scrubbing the dog kennels for pre-travel clean up......freezing my Bootay off!


Sometimes I wonder if a higher universal power really does make things happen for a reason.  My family keeps bumping into LEX's family......its starting to be difficult to believe that its coincidence.....Anchorage is much bigger than Enterprise, AL.  I think maybe LEX has something to do with it, either way these instances leave me happy and somewhat at peace....because I think my family needs these visits just as much as his family does......Miss you LEX- and thank you.....if its you.....Love on ya, Sparkles**


Last night LEGS and I were making dinner.  He was standing at the sink, and I reached around him to wash a cucumber......Let's just say my husband needs to grow up....... .* }

We were on the couch watching a show called 'The Walking Dead' (LEGS is really into Zombie's- lucky me since I am one, also, Maturity is a work in progress- tee hee)

LEGS: "What cracks me up about these movies is that 'Do you think a Zombie could bite through a leather jacket?' "
ARMS: Dumbfounded look, in my mind 'Am I dumb?... this never occurred to me?'

After the Zombie show we turned on a show called 'American Ninja Warrior.' LIKE WHOA!  I was ridiculously into it.....I was jumping off the couch and cheering......yeah, I decided right then and there that I want to be 'A Real Life Ninja', that is after I become a great Archer. (If you are hatin' on me, you should stop because I am killing you with mind right now).........well Brain Control takes practice....... .* >

And After that we watched Chelsea Lately.  What struck me is the commercial difference.  For the Ninja show, there was this really annoying singing Quizno's commercial that I promptly made LEGS fast forward through.....followed by a silly Subaru commercial.......But Chelsea Lately, fascinating how attentive I was, Diamond's and Perfume...am I THAT girl??? no......YES!!........it was that awesome Ja'Dore' Perfume add with Charlize Theron in it...(mouth hanging open) ....MAGICAL..and......Sparkly.... ********


GIRLZ are SILLY: Text Conversation between Flora and ARMS 9pm:


Flora: Hey Girl r u awake?
ARMS: Yeah, what's up? Are you ok?
Flora: Yea, I'm good! Just wondering what ur up to tomorrow morning?

(I ain't gonna lie, I was planning on sleeping in because I have been running my little beyonce' OFF!)


ARMS: Don't have any solid plans right now.....what's up?


Flora: I was wondering if you would mind going to a graduation with me? Grumpy has class so he can't and I really don't want to go alone...

Flora: I understand if u don't want to tho... 


ARMS: What time is it? Dress Code?


Flora: It starts at 10, I was going to leave around 930ish...I'm wearing a dress...I think most people dress up but they're not going to kick you out if you don't....

(Last thing I want to do is get up early and put a dress on.....)


ARMS: Only cause I really love you and I think you really want me to go....


Flora: Aw no I don't want u too if u really don't want to lol, Ill totally understand if u don't....


ARMS: Come on your killing me!


Flora: LOL its up to u.....

ARMS: Lister here cupcake I'm going....whether you like it or not....


As I sit on the couch, I start filing though all my dress up outfits in my mind.....and I am praying the one I have decided on works the last thing I want to do in the morning is try on 500 dresses....Flora texted me this morning to see if I was still going.... GIRLZ ARE SO SILLY.......


(Side note: Typical Florida Girl Dress at Graduation: A white skirt, a emerald green ruffle tank with green jewels to match, and white bow pumps.  Typical Alaskan Girl Dress at Graduation: A black skirt with pockets and a rugged stud embellishment, t-shirt with design, red button up sweater, red knee high socks, black shiny knee high boots (flat)  .*D )

Before bed LEGS and I indulged in some Pumpkin Cheesecake.  When we came downstairs there was a nasty, slimy unrecognizable bug dead on the counter......I told LEGS to get it because I was grossed out.  What does he do? What any man would do.......in one quick movement like a superhero....he grabs the wash cloth we use to wipe the counters down and rinse dishes off with and wipes up the bug.....BLECK!!! (doing the heepy jeepy dance) 

I started to ask about his thought process when committing this sanitary crime........typical.....no answer.......then defensive rationalization......then a sad attempt to 'Love his way out of it' which entails him touching me with the bug juice hands......NICE... :/


While we were in bed, I started to ask LEGS if we could do some Range time while in Oregon.  The conversation was not going the way I wanted it to....I mean what other wife is asking her husband to take her to the gun range???.......
ARMS: "LEGS..."
LEGS: "Yeah?"
ARMS: "I got something for you..."
LEGS: He gets all excited thinking he is going to get lucky....
ARMS: Then I farted on him...... .*D    I win!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!


Random Thoughts:

Why do people suck so bad at dressing up?  I mean your husband is graduating after busting his Beyonce' for two years and you look like POOP.......

I feel like the bag lady....I always have so much stuff to schlep around.....its only because I like to be prepared.......

I really want some wine.....I am going to stop and get some....no I am not, yes I am, no I am not........

How are we going to fit everything in this TANK for the trip to OREGON? We are literally going to look like The Grinch that Stole Christmas....(well his sleigh rather) STRESS!!!


LEGS!!! Stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink.......SHEESH..

Wow....nice Christmas card.......we suck....we aren't mailing Christmas Cards......we are SO LAME......


I hate spiderwebs....OMG is the spider on me!?!?!...and even DEAD cockroaches are GROSS.....
  
The Graduation was pretty cool.  I am getting more excited about LEGS' graduation.  Two pieces of trivia to think about.  ONLY 1% of AMERICA'S population choose to serve in the military.......and we are approaching a Decade of the War on Terror..........

Just another day in the life of an unlikely military wife.......**