I AM ONE! **

Dear Bloggy Blog:

I went to sleep at 9pm....now its 330am and I am WIDE awake.....I am experiencing a muscle spasm in my back which I am praying that yoga fixes, I am a busy girl today, and did you know that SLEEP spells PEELS backwards??? In an effort to clear my head of my 'To Do' list I discovered this in one of my sleep mantras.  

I was saying 'S-L-E-E-P, S-L-E-E-P, S-L-E-E-P...now spell it backwards P-E-E-L-S.......hey! Sleep backward spells peels...how come I am 27 years old and just figuring this out?.....I have so much to learn- LORD don't take me now I am not ready......' Needless to say I am now awake so it didn't work.....but I CANNOT WAIT FOR TODAY... .* D

I think people are surprised by how cold I claim it is down here.  Let me clear up some confusion.  First of all that wind you are now experiencing my Fellow Alaskans, has traveled all the way from LA....ha hahahhaha! ..Second when it is cold outside and you go into your toasty warm house- just think in AL this concept does not exist because a little thing called insulation is lost on the folks down here.... .*P

I am curious and curiouser.  When life isn't funny, when it is real I always feel bad weighing everybody down with my 'reality blogs', however, these are the ones I get the most feed back on.....its never the ones that I am like "OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS-ITS SOOOO FUNNY, people are gonna LOVE IT!"  .* ?

Curious: Why do I feel guilty about posting these blogs?  Curiouser: Am I not funny? Do I just think that I am funny and you all have been letting me make a fool of myself?  That is worse then letting someone walk around with something in their teeth all day- SMH. (Either way thank you all for the support and encouragement- when I read all that stuff I feel like a real life superhero that can SAVE THE WORLD!!!!) .*D

If you could have a super power what would it be?  Mine would be to eat whatever I want and never gain a pound, and lately I have been thinking immortality would be pretty cool...... ;D

I literally rolled out of bed yesterday, called that EFMP dude, when he answered I didn't even know what to say I was so stunned he was ACTUALLY there.......it was like dead silent on the line....he was 'Hello?' I even forgot my name....., then I proceeded to throw on shoes and haul balls to base in my pj's, hair all crazy, and dirty mouth to turn in my paperwork.  The guys was worth it, really funny and smelled amazing!-Wish I could have said the same about myself...... ;)

MiMi Marmelade and I went to Dothan to get material to fix my graduation dress- ha ha correction: The dress I will wear to LEGS' Gradutation.  

First of all, I love MiMi, I feel like when we get together we could be great famous fashion designers that could make awesome clothes for everyday normal chicks.  Second, material is cheaper than I thought it would be.  Together we turned a boring dress into FABULOUS!!! here is the before, during, and after pictures:

BORING!!!

THANK YOU MIMI!!! So what do you think? Fashion designers that could take the world by storm? Yes? No? I feel bored with the clothes I see in the store- like there is so much more I would do to that garment.....(side note: I cannot wait to learn how to sew!!! Clapping and jumping up and down!) .*D

While I was at Mimi's house yesterday: It is like a magical fairy land, there are many things to see, touch, lots of sparkly things ME LIKES SPARKLY THINGS.  I saw this thing that was shaped and colored like a strawberry, so I picked it up and literally spilled the beans.....its was one of those heat pad you put in the microwave I dumped all the seeds in it all over the floor and the table.....NICE! :/

A friend of mine messaged me the other day- and asked me how I was liking the military lifestyle because she knew that last we spoke I wasn't exactly thrilled about it.  She asked me if I have made friends as well.......

My reply: Actually I have been afforded many opportunities I would not have had otherwise if we did not do the Military route so I am thankful and happy with the choice.   

OBSERVATION: Most of the friends I spend time with and have made down here are enlisted wives.......not that I care- or mind-or have been specifically selective..... because I love my friends and I have found many officer wives to be interesting individuals that I would like to get to know better, but I must discover the secret code to being friends with this elusive breed known as The Officer Wives........for heaven sakes I AM ONE!

When I got home yesterday evening......we skyped with my Daddy.  I didn't want to work out, but I forced myself to run, and I am glad I did.  We went to bed early because today is LEGS' VERY LAST CHECK RIDE!!! WAHOO!!!! Please send him good vibes!

Random Thoughts:


'Bless her heart' is a bad thing in the South, like really bad- they feel sorry for you......


The higher the hair the closer to GOD......news to me........


Nativity Scenes are big during Christmas time down here....they are plastered all over the yards in our neighborhood.....


'Its not 'Happy Holidays' its Merry Christmas with a Capitol C!' (found on a church billboard next to our sub-divison)


OREGON OR BUST: We are three days from the "Three Dog Circus Run!"

Gym time!

Just another day and a half in the life of an UNLIKELY military wife......**