Thank the Lord we are LEGIT.....**

To the Blog it May Concern:

I was awake entirely too late last night writing my blog, and posting pictures on facebook......NICE.......

LEGS and I were up at 4am and on the road by 6am.....I think I got 4 hours of sleep....maybe....

'Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Whos
Lay a-snooze in their town.'

Where in the car is JAKE the SNAKE?

 

Santa is making a list and checking it twice....

Not sure if you can read this but it was LEGS' list this morning the last two items read;

Hot Wife

3 Dogs

(as if we would ever let him forget us!)

Between Montgomery Alabama and Birmingham, Alabama we saw a billboard that said “ Go to church or the Devil will get you.”

The first rest stop because LEGS had to pee was a little po-dunk gas station in the Ghetto of Birmingham, Alabama. I am very serious when I say Ghetto. While we were there a bum approached LEGS and asked him if he wanted to buy “pecans” out of two greasy brown paper bags. I watched the bum he was picking the "pecans" out of the grass around the gas station..... LEGS declined politely. Then the bum asked if LEGS would buy him a sandwich, when LEGS left the gas station the bum asked where his sandwich was. Upon reflection of the season perhaps we should have bought him a sandwich, however, the sense of entitlement proved our decision was correct.....

It makes me laugh when LEGS bobs his head not side to side but front to back to my hip hop music.  We switched sunglasses and pretended to be each other......

When we got near Little Rock, Arkansas (where the infamous former President Bill Clinton was from originally) there was a billboard that said “Thou shall not commit Adultery, Jesus will not like you and I will not like you either.” Shortly after we saw one that said “If you die today, where will you spend eternity?”

LEGS says: “I don't know.....”

ARMS: “Legs, you know I don't like it when you say things like that...”

LEGS: “Hopefully its in a cabin in perfect wilderness with you...” (Side note: LEGS and I have always promised to meet in a cabin somewhere out in the wilderness of Alaska.....if one of us dies before the other....)

I don't know how but we forgot to give Karmella a bath and she really stinks, so we are going to give her a hotel bath tonight. 

We saw a semi that had "Jesus Christ is Lord, Not a Swear word!" It was in big red letters on the side and the back......

 

We have finally stopped for the night.  We made it to Tulsa, Oklahoma, and are staying at a La Quinta Suites- VERY VERY pet friendly- all three dogs no extra charge, and the rooms are decent.....huge grassy area to take them out for walks.  

Random Thoughts:

We found a whole bunch of band aids in LEGS' shaving kit this morning.....would have been nice a few days ago when I cut my finger and was bleeding out.......

I sincerely love my husband, we don't even have to speak to understand what the other is saying.......its like our hearts have a conversation all day long.....

Does every family from India own a Gas Station in the United States? WHOOPSY.....

I love, love, love Karmella, even though I was exhausted and cranky she just wants to cuddle with ME......she even likes me better than LEGS......

Karmella had a hotel bath and smells much better...... 

PART ZWEI of HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS AND THE THREE DOG CIRCUS RUN: 

Some Gourmet Death in a Box to top off the evening- I hate eating this kind of food, but we are so exhausted and its right across the street....LEGS said Jack-in-the-Box is the place to be on a Saturday night in Tulsa if you are a teenager......

The only casualty was a headlight.....which LEGS fixed

We drove over 800 miles today........Next Stop LongShanks house is Fort Collins, CO!!!

Time to be wrapped up in LEGS.....THANK YOU LORD WE ARE A LEGIT MARRIED COUPLE!

Just another day in the life of an unlikely military wife.....**