A Thanksgiving Happy Have!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

My family sent me a card for Thanksgiving, I thought it was funny so I am going to share it with you:

How to Roast a Turkey

Step 1: Defrost Turkey
Step 2: Drink a Glass of Wine
Step 3: Place Turkey in the Oven
Step 4: Drink another Glass of Wine
Step 5: Preheat the degree at 400 Ovens
Step 6: Drink Two more Glasses of Wine
Step 7: Roast the Wine for Four Hours
Step 8: Glass Yourself a Wine of Pour
Step 9: Tuff the Turkey
Step 10: Bless the meal and Call a Cab

A Thanksgiving Happy Have!!!

This is actually perfect for how I felt today.  I didn't even have anything to drink and I felt like parts of my brain had been removed.  However, now that I have had plenty to drink and am currently suffering from a Turkey induced catatonic state- I feel it is in the best judgment of my reputation to stop telling stories now more funny things to share tomorrow!!!


PS- Did you know that 'PS' means Post Script? Anyway
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. -G.K. Chesterton

I am thankful not just for today, but everyday for always having more than I need, and living a life I never thought possible........

I miss my family in AK, but want to send out a special thanks to Big Spoon and her family for taking us Orphans in for Thanksgiving and showing us a great big TEXAN Thanksgiving, we appreciate your hospitality and are forever grateful......

Just another day in the life of an unlikely military wife........**